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Twilight & the BSC

May 31, 2008 By: dorolerium Category: Baby Sitters Club, Books

I was shopping at Costco today and saw buckets of copies of Twilight by Stephanie Meyer sitting there, for less than $7.00, so I caved and bought it.  It seems like everyone is reading or has read this book, so I’ve sort of been waiting, but it was such a good price how could I not!  There were two other books in the series there as well, but I figure I’ll see if I like this one enough to purchase the rest.

And in less happy news, my book fetchin sister told me today she cannot find my old Baby-Sitters Club books, she thinks my parents got rid of them.  How dare they!  My youngest sister just barely turned 16, what if she had wanted to read those!  Really she probably wants to read Gossip Girl but I can entertain my fantasies about why they should have kept the books.  Sister is going to check in the attic more thoroughly, but it’s looking like I’m going to have to mass purchase these things on eBay as well, or see what kind of collection the library has.

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The Boleyn Inheritance

May 30, 2008 By: dorolerium Category: Books, Historical Fiction Challenge, Philippa Gregory

The Boleyn Inheritance

I had a slightly harder time reading this book than I did with The Other Boleyn Girl. The way the chapters were structured, going from Anne to Jane to Katherine, was kind of hard to get used to.  But really, for the way the story was told, it’s the only way to do it, because you don’t want to be reading the same events over and over again.

Philippa Gregory states in the Author’s Note at the end of the book, “In this fictional account of the real facts I have tried to get past the convention that one wife was ugly and the other stupid…”  I only agree with half this statement – she did a good job of conveying that Anne of Cleves was not an ugly woman by any real accounts, more like she was used to different ways and as a result, her way of dressing and manners made her seem ugly. 

However, the attempts at making Katherine Howard seem like she wasn’t stupid kind of fell flat for me – Katherine maybe didn’t seem stupid outright, but certainly not very smart and lacking in common sense, and above all, shallow beyond belief.  Towards the end of the book I did feel some sympathy for Katherine, but leading up to that I mostly though “Man, I’d consider beheading your conceited self too!”  I had read a bit about Katherine before reading this book, but it never really occurred to me just how young she actually was.  Women were married off at such a young age in those days, but it really was unfair to expect that she would be a good queen, especially given her predisposition to flirt and take/ask for whatever she could get.  She was a vain little girl, but I don’t really think her behavior actually warranted her fate.

I really loved the way Anne really seemed to come to life and into herself as the book progressed.  She seems like an early feminist, having the courage to stick to what she believed when it was most dangerous for her.  It’s also interesting to have some insight into her, even though it’s all fictionalized, but to get an idea of what she was like was thrilling for me.  It’s remarkable that given the circumstances, she somehow managed to avoid losing her life as a result of her marriage to Henry VIII.

I did have some issues with the way Jane Boleyn/Rochford was portrayed.  One of the big things was that once again, Philippa Gregory seems to take this one little very unlikely thing and just state it as fact – in this case that Jane and George Boleyn had a son.  There is a lot of doubt in the historical community that they ever did, and in The Other Boleyn Girl, it seemed like George never wanted anything to do with Jane.  It just seems difficult to believe, given their bad marriage and dislike of each other from the start, that they really did have a child.  I didn’t see the point in mentioning this several times in the book.

The twist of Jane maybe not actually being what they considered mad in those days, that she was faking it, was an interesting idea as well.  In the Author’s Note, she says she hopes to show that Jane was never wholely sane, but I think this is a difficult thing to say.  Although I really have no sympathy for Jane overall, she was put in a difficult position early on…what would one really do when faced with the aspect of saving their own life even at the expense of their husband?  In that day and age, the promise of her life coupled with getting the Boleyn fortunes was undoubtedly very tempting.  Up until the point where she gave evidence against Anne Boleyn and George, she really hadn’t seemed to do anything wrong – she was a wife unloved by her husband, in a forced marriage, and dealing daily with the bond between brother and sister.  It’s hard to say if her decisions were madness or simply a survival instinct.

For me, there were no real surprises about the ends of any of these women, I knew it all already.  I would like to see Philippa Gregory write some more about Thomas Howard, the Duke of Norfolk, because he seems such an interesting character.  Can you imagine being linked so closely by relation to so many people who met their end on Henry VIII’s block, yet managing to escape every time?  I’d love more exploration into what brought about such a lucky position for this man.

Overall, a good read, but I am a little glad to be done with her books that have “Boleyn” in the title.  My boyfriend is starting to call me “Boleyn”…hopefully he doesn’t have any murderous tendencies himself ;)

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Brick

May 26, 2008 By: dorolerium Category: Movies

Starring Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Lukas Haas

I was quite impressed with this movie.  I knew absolutely nothing about it going in, and I’m kind of glad because I think that made it better.  It was interesting and engaging, the sort of thing that kept me up rather than me unintentionally falling asleep on the couch.

I only had a couple of complaints, which were first, does anyone really talk like this?  And second, perhaps I’m wicked naive, but does all this stuff really go on in high school?  They all seemed a bit young for this sort of thing to be happening.

Despite that, the way it is presented makes it really worthwhile.  Although I never quite forgot how young they all were, I still liked the movie and the stylishness of it a lot.  And since I don’t know much about screen writers and stuff, I thought for a bit that perhaps it was written by David Mamet, since he’s the only one who ever seems to consistently write something with dialog like this.

I am also finding Joseph Gordon-Levitt to be utterly charming.  I’d never seen much of his work up until The Lookout since I’m not a huge fan of sitcoms, and therefore did not watch 3rd Rock from the Sun. Okay, so I saw Angels in the Outfield, but I think you’d be hard pressed to find a woman of my age with as many younger siblings as I have who hasn’t seen it.  Anyway, I am turning into a huge fan of his and am looking forward to his future career.

My Rating: 4/5

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Smallville Season 7

May 26, 2008 By: dorolerium Category: TV

*Warning: This post may contain spoilers.  Chances are if you’re looking for Smallville out in the blogosphere, you’ve probably already read it, but consider yourself warned.*

I rarely watch a show from it’s inception, meaning when I do finally start watching it, it’s a few seasons in.  In some cases, it’s completely over.  Smallville is no exception to this.  Most of my family watched the show and I’d seen a few episodes early on, but I didn’t really consider it my thing.  After all, I was watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer at the time, and considered that to be much better television.  I still do, for anyone who cares to know ;)

I started watching Smallville in season 5 when James Marsters showed up.  I was a huge fan of his on Buffy and figured I would watch the show for him.  Since he’s just a guest star, he couldn’t keep me for long, but the character of Chloe Sullivan managed to grab my heart and I’ve continued watching for her.  And the occasional Brainiac episode.

That all being said, I’m not entirely sure how to feel about this most recent season.  In some ways, I’m surprised because the show managed to actually make me wonder what’s going to happen next.  I am quite curious what about Chloe made Brainiac sick and really hope that is explored more next season.  I’d guess it has something to do with her meteor abilities, but is still curiosity inducing.

What this season finale did not do is make me wonder what’s going to happen to Clark.  The trouble with this series is that we know how this shit ends – he goes on to be Superman.  With that in mind, regardless of the fact that the fortress is all crumbled into the ground or whatever, he’s the man of steel and he’ll be back.  Also we already know Tom Welling was contracted for 8 seasons and they are continuing with the next one, so obvs he’s fine.

At the end of last season, I had really thought they were going to make season 7 into the “Clark is embracing his destiny and following it” season, but it didn’t turn out that way.  I feel like the loss of three major characters, four if you count Kara, is going to be a huge blow for me.  Lionel and Lex Luthor were two of my favorite characters on the show, and without them it really loses a lot.  Luckily they do still have Chloe.

So in short, I will watch the next season of Smallville and sincerely hope it is the last.  The show has lost a lot over the years, and since I was never convinced it was the best thing ever to begin with, it’s nearly lost me too.

My lunch or lack there of

May 23, 2008 By: dorolerium Category: Life

I’m going to be in the minority here, but I really don’t like food.  I’m so completely disinterested in it, very rarely does any of it sound good.

Now, to clarify, I don’t have any kind of eating disorder and I never have.  To the contrary, I have hypoglycemia, which in my opinion prevents you from having an eating disorder on account of the passing out thing when food is not consumed regularly.

The problem I encounter, other than not liking food generally, is that my body somehow has forgotten how to alert me when it’s hungry.  And to be honest, I’m not sure if it ever had this mechanism, I can’t recall a time in my life when it worked.  I distinctly remember the first time I discovered it wasn’t working - I was about 14 and visiting a friend who moved to Idaho the year before, and I passed out right in the Subway (the sandwich chain, not an actual subway, I don’t think they have those in Idaho).  Ever since then I knew I needed to be more careful about when I ate.  I haven’t ever not eaten because I’m starving myself, but I regularly do it because I simply forget, because my body doesn’t let me know I need to eat until it is dire.

Maybe the reason my body doesn’t tell me to eat is because I find food unappealing, or perhaps it works the other way around – food is unappealing because my body doesn’t realize it has a job to do there.  Either way, to look at food is sometimes nauseating and leads me to eating whatever happens to be on hand fast, so I don’t pass out.  It also leads me to be really bad at helping decide where we should all go for dinner or whatever, because nothing sounds good enough to suggest.

Today this lead to me ultimately eating a completely plain flour tortilla.  I think that turned to glue in my stomach immediately.  Or at least that’s what my parents told me as I was growing up.  I have felt for the rest of the day like I have something stuck in my throat.  It is prompting a gag reflex, which has ultimately made me feel slightly on the going to vomit side of things.  Vomiting is my least favorite bodily function, in case anyone wondered.

I will spend the rest of my evening trying to avoid vomiting and admiring my new pink umbrella.

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Juno

May 23, 2008 By: dorolerium Category: Movies

Starring the absolutely adorable Ellen Page and Michael Cera

I was lead to believe that I would fall in love with this movie the second it started and that “OMG she is so much like you!”  So with that in mind, I was sadly a little disappointed with it.  Although I will agree that Juno’s outlook on life seems to be quite similar to my own, minus the whole teenage pregnancy thing cuz NOPE!

The movie was funny, at times.  It was cute throughout.  I was tired while watching it, which I suspect is the biggest reason I did not love it to bits.  In all fairness, I should see it again before reviewing and rating it, but it’s already been sent back to Netflix and the choice to purchase it has not been made at this point.  Perhaps it will grow on me more as I think about it.

Part of what I didn’t like was the relationship between Jennifer Garner and Jason Bateman.  I absolutely love Jason Bateman, Arrested Development sold me on him for sure, so I didn’t like to see where he ended up going.  Which is probably a testament to his acting abilities or something.  But I felt like the decisions he made were super abrupt given what we’d seen.

I did like the dialog, but I almost felt like what we got with snappy dialog we lost in character development.  There just wasn’t a lot of depth to them, no real secrets uncovered or new things learned throughout.  Plus I felt like Bleeker really actually needed to be cooler, she was way too adorable for his blandness!

Perhaps I will write a part 2 opinion when I see it again, to give a more fair assessment.

My Rating: 3.5/5

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Knocked Up

May 23, 2008 By: dorolerium Category: Movies

Starring Katherine Heigl and Seth Rogan

I’ll start this by saying I know I’m not the type of person this movie was made for – a feminist with no sense of humor. So it’s not going to be a surprise that I didn’t really like this movie very much.

It definitely felt from the start like a movie for the boys. The humor was really not for me. And it makes me wonder, is that really how guys think of women? Cuz if so, no wonder there are so many relationship problems.

I can totally see the first bit of the movie playing out like it did – girl gets promotion, girl celebrates, girl brings boy home, etc. I’m not entirely positive that in the real world, that girl would take that guy home, but whatev. The rest of the movie is really where I take issue, though I’m not thrilled with the beginning either, because I think it gives an extremely overly positive view of the situation. It’s pretty unlikely in my mind that it would all play out like that and be happily ever after. Sorry, but that guy wouldn’t change everything around like he did, and that girl wouldn’t be happy to try to make the relationship work with a slacker.

I know a lot of people are really liking Judd Apatow, I’m just not into it. I’ll admit that Forgetting Sarah Mashall is on my Netflix list, but the more previews I see of it the more I feel like I should probably take it off. Judd has a couple more tries with me, but I am slowly drifting into the “eh, no thanks” lane.

My Rating: 2.5/5

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Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

May 20, 2008 By: dorolerium Category: Movies

Starring Robert Downey Jr. and Val Kilmer

I came pretty close to loving this movie. It was not very well acclaimed critically, which I guess says I’m dumb cuz I was only lukewarm to Before the Devil Knows You’re Dead but then I turn around and really like this movie. What can I say, I guess you never know what in a film is going to call out to you and make you like it. Which is probably why I’m not a film critic, I’d be all “Oh I don’t know why, I just liked it, deal with that!”

There honestly wasn’t anything spectacular about much of the movie, the thing that I really liked was that it made me laugh out loud, a lot. I’m not into comedies, I don’t have a good sense of humor, and generally if someone says something is funny I find it a huge disappointment. So for me to genuinely find a movie funny is kind of rare and it really raises a movie in my eyes when this happens.

I find Robert Downey Jr. charming in everything he does, I can’t think of a time I’ve found fault with him, so he was adorable and wonderful from the get. Val Kilmer also just killed me, he was hi-larious! One of my favorite interactions between the two of them was right after the first major incident happened in the movie and RDJ says “These lessons suck!”

Another thing I loved was that it was kind of pulp novel-y, having a series of pulp fiction in the movie itself.

A light movie for sure, one that doesn’t really make you think, but will make you giggle. If not, there’s something wrong with you ;)

My rating: 4/5

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Before the Devil Knows You’re Dead

May 20, 2008 By: dorolerium Category: Movies

Starring Philip Seymour Hoffman and Ethan Hawke

This movie was pretty intense from the very start. I knew a slight bit about it before seeing it, so maybe that ruined it a bit for me. I didn’t hate the movie, but I also didn’t love it.

One of the things I found difficult about it was that I couldn’t muster much sympathy, if any, for either Andy or Hank. Sure, they both had money problems, but they appeared to be a direct consequence of mistakes each of them made. I felt like their fates were well deserved.

I have a hard time feeling bad for someone who spends all their money frivolously on drugs and steals from their company. I likewise lack sympathy for someone that drowns their sorrows at the bar each night. Perhaps I feel this way because I’ve never had a drinking problem, but it seems like such an obvious cycle – your life sucks, you have no money, you spend all your spare money on alcohol, which increases the life sucking/no money issue.

All of the performances were fabulous, even Ethan Hawke wasn’t bad, though I’m not normally a fan of him. Worth watching if you like crime stories.

My Rating: 3/5

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You can stand under my umbrella…

May 15, 2008 By: dorolerium Category: Life

Call me crazy, but I have an umbrella obsession lately. And no, not the Rihanna song, though I love the dance remix of that too. I’m talking real umbrellas.

I have this romantic idea that I will take lovely strolls in high fashion outfits with an umbrella over my shoulder, shading me from the harmful rays of the sun. In reality, when the fuck do I ever walk around in the sun? Cept there have been two situations lately where I have been out in the sun and have wanted either an umbrella or a very large hat to shade me. And this only the beginning of the summer! I really want a huge hat too, actually.

My two favorite umbrellas thus far are:

In the green or the white, I haven’t fully decided

In the hot pink because there just is no other choice

The pink one would obviously be for rain, that thing wouldn’t be keeping the sun out for shit. I blame iamfashion for this obsession, there was an umbrella post there last month and I thought to myself “Why yes, you quite need another umbrella. Forget about how you don’t use the ones you’ve got. They are boring and black. You’d use a cute one for sure.”

So I am on an umbrella hunt. I’m thinking I will probably end up getting both of the above umbrellas. We will forget about how I have spent bunches of money this month on books…I’m pretty sure I have a bonus coming at work soon anyway ;)