Smallville 9:12

So, I was trying to find an awesome picture of Chloe Sullivan with the Smallville logo to put on this post, but sadly, I can’t find one.  What’s with the lack of Chloe love, internets?

Second, I think that every time I watch this show, I can hear Ke$ha’s song “Blah blah blah” because I say that word after like, every scene.

If you couldn’t tell, I was disappointed with this episode.  Cuz umm, you know how I hate when a series has a ton of throwaway episodes in a season?  I feel like this show is the worst about that.  At least half the episodes end and I think “how exactly did that further the plot?”

Because guess what is going to happen soon?  Zod is going to suddenly have his tower all the way built; Tess is going to pretend to be Clark’s ally, only to betray him; and we’re not going to have any explanation or discussion of these points.  It’ll just be like “BAM”, as though we were on that cooking show.  And no, I haven’t watched ahead, I’ve just seen every episode of this series up to this point.

Anyway, the premise of this episode is this kid gets a hold of the very first Warrior Angel comic, aka Clark’s favorite comic EVAR, cept the comic is cursed and the kid turns into Warrior Angel.  Who looks suspiciously like Clark.

Chloe is super into Warrior Angel, but doesn’t know he’s really a kid.  And honestly, I’m in love with Chloe Sullivan, so who am I to deny her some hot underage action?

So Clark runs around with…Zatana?  I think.  I can’t fully remember her name.  They are looking for the kid to stop him from becoming Devilicus, which is the curse of the story.  Lois is jealous.  And guess what I’m thinking?  Blah, blah, blah.

It’s totally boring and pointless.

The only positive to come from this is that there are some sparks between Chloe and Oliver.  If they hook up, it will make this whole season worth watching.  But, much to my disappointment, they probably won’t.  Oliver will be all “OMG I’m so not over Lois” and Chloe will say “Dude, you are way hot but Jimmy died and I’m just not finished with that.  But you are way hot.  Mmmm, very hot.”

Okay, that’s my imagination running wild.  But don’t you dare tell me you don’t want to rip Justin Hartley’s clothes off his body!